Tattoo parlor…

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that
she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her
bikini line.

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with “Merry
Christmas” up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking
good too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says,
   “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual
     tattoos on your thighs?”

She said, “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time
    that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas !!!”

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