Little Patrick…

For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

>His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job. There is no way we can afford it.

>The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.

>So he asked,  “Son, where are you going?”

>Little Patrick told him,  “I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out.  Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.  And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $180,000 mortgage and no fucking bike !”

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