Why Chinese must not have Christian’s name…

I received the following from the email but it would only make sense if you know the chinese dialects in bracket, hahaha…

> Anne Chang ( Mandarin )- Dirty
> Anne Chin ( Mandarin ) – Keep quiet
> Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) – Dusty
> Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) – Buttock
> Monica Cheng ( Hokkien ) – Touching your buttocks
> Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) – You are dead
> Jane Tan ( Mandarin ) – Frying eggs
> Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) – Lost till death
> Henry Mah ( Mandarin ) – Hate your mum
> Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) – Poor fellow
> Paul Chan ( Mandarin ) – Bankrupt
> Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) – Bird laying eggs
> Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) – Rubbish bin
> Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) – Leg hair long
> Connie Mah ( Cantonese ) – Call your mother
> Danny See ( Hokkien ) – Squeeze you to death
> Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) – Screws and nails
> Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) – Nose droppings
> Macy Koh ( Cantonese) – Never die before

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